I am not a couch potato

Believe it or not I do go outside and play... but I only play with my own kind.

Hands Off the Remote

I was watching that.

Did You Know I Was Double Jointed?

...and I owe it all to yoga.

The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Would you wink at me?

My new match.com profile pic. The previous one of me doing kegstands wasn't getting me anywhere.

More Facts Better Left in the Past

After coming home from the '78 KISS tour, I got a job as a bathhouse attendant. I spearheaded the effort to unionize.