Dog Pack On A Pack Dog

I hate being the butt of a lame joke.

I'm Not Unlike Anyone Else On Twitter

I too post boring, self important drivel half asleep, using grammar and spelling that can only mean I typed with my nose.

We All Have Our Fetishes

<insert Rex Ryan joke here>

Facts Better Left in the Past

I was one of Gene Simmons' stunt tongues on their '78 world tour. A lot to be ashamed of with that one.

Phallic Edifices and the People That Love Them

I've seen bigger.

Those Who Are Born Under Sign of Dog Surrounded By Good Fortune

...in bed.

I'm Never Drinking Again

Hopefully I didn't post anything embarrassing on my blog last night.

I Can Quit Anytime

If you don't lay off my beer, I'll show you Raging Bitch up close and personal

Post Primping

This is just after plucking my eyebrows and whiskers.