I'll Take 'Weirdest Things Hobie Has Found Under A Hotel Bed' for $500, Alex

Do I really need to caption this?

My Brilliance Is Blinding

Now someone lead me to the student bookstore, I need to resell these things.

The Dingos Ate Your Dingo

Much like the praying mantis, we eat our own kind.

they'd better bring Five Guys back to Nationals Park

half smokes give me heartburn

That's the Last Time I Hang Out With the Bulldog Down the Hall

I'm in a living, breathing kaleidoscope man... I think he may have dosed me.

Never Challenge A Sphinx To A Staring Contest

Dammit

I am not a couch potato

Believe it or not I do go outside and play... but I only play with my own kind.